Sparkies – Removes Your Shorts, Checks Your Box – 325ml Ceramic Mug

Inspired by my mate Skinner — a sparkie with a dark sense of humour, quick hands, and even quicker comebacks. If there’s an inappropriate joke to be made on-site, he’s already said it (twice).

This mug is for the larrikins of the trade — the ones who wire your world and fry your brain cells with jokes your nan definitely shouldn’t hear. It’s bold, it’s slightly cooked, and you might need to explain it to your apprentice! 

Specs:
⚡ 325ml ceramic – just the right size for coffee, tea, or something stronger
🧼 Dishwasher & microwave safe – because no one’s got time to handwash
🔧 Perfect for smoko, toolbox chats, and starting awkward conversations

Whether you’re on-site or off-duty, this mug’s a nod to the sparkies who bring the energy… and the inappropriateness.

Skinner, you sick legend – this mug’s basically your spirit animal.